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i woke up again......, damn!

2004-08-02T21:57:37Z

good show last night tho,
i'm so glad i got to see everyone i did....
...i..

oh boy....
y'know a few calls to the "co'lish" might be in order
...are in order....
.....

GET THIS FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

i cant believe i let this shit go down.
i am such a fucking coward.

all the milk cartons in the world couldnt help find me.
and all of the things our mommas taught us are being walked apon by lesser beings.

if
if i just had
........

big_mclargehuge @ 2004-07-06T21:14:00

2004-07-07T04:14:58Z

boys and ghouls
the jar is open tonite
maybee even a surprise performance
maybee...

Play sausage! Who has the longest?

2004-06-12T20:23:26Z

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the ramblings of the weak..... i mean of one weak....damnit! ...ahem "week".

2004-06-08T21:58:51Z

there is nothing so great as being home finally...
and only an hour and a half after i was shedualed....

oh the fun to recap...

thursday:
mcduffy's then andersons
i get wasted
forget me NEW friends names very easily
(free drinks are removed from my privelage)
then see old friends
namely britNAUGH and her roomie SARAH
i then begin to hand out hugs like a freeking middle school dance.....
vomit in sports car,
wake up for work,
GOOD MORNING!
and i'm out the door
{end scene}

friday:
wake up
ect.....
work
realize that for some reason myleft arm has gone numb
namely my left hand...
COMPLETELY NUMB.....
can still hold guitar tho
no harm,
no foul.
more work until stop...
ma'am leaves..
time for bed...

saturday:
eh,
work...
no one told me being a grown up pizza manager would be so un-glamourus....

sunday:
work....
to use the dialoge of stan lee
"'nuff said."
encounters of the ma'am kind
gameworks later
much tron i suck at
movies returned
bed

monday:
day off
lunch with mother and brother
returned lost cell phone in parking lot of mall...
mom sez "awwwwe!"
buys me a movie
"MASTER OF THE FLYING GUILLOTINE!"
much pot
much junk food
much video games
much hanging out with adam

tuesday or today:
work
home now...
much cleaning
of the dishes variety
which means bad ass downsatirs sterio (with MY 10's)
cranking AVENGED 7FOLD....

thank you for reading, this, your local big_mclargehuge's journal entry

open forum:
now you know how i have been,
so, how are you?

the unforgiving one haunts me.......

2004-06-08T21:44:47Z

big_mclargehuge's LJ stalker is xybolx!

xybolx is stalking you because your LiveJournal is just SO damned interesting. They are also leaving anonymous abuse on your journal!

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meme crap

2004-06-08T21:42:36Z

Donnie Darko Quotes by wickedywickshaw
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neat-o shit, eh?

2004-06-02T01:57:03Z

i don't USUALLY post lyrics.....

2004-05-28T04:55:17Z

You must never forget
The essence of your spark
All of that which defines you
Is the essence of your blood

The infection has been removed
The soul of this machine has improved (x2)

Look into my eyes
And tell me what you see
Someone real
This is real
What you wish to be

You must never forget
To modernize performance
Malignancies on the system
Will handicap slow up and rust

The infection has been removed
The soul of this machine has improved (x2)

Look into my eyes
And tell me what you see
Someone real
This is real
What you wish to be

Fuck!

Can you see
Can you see

Look into my eyes
And tell me what you see
Someone real
This is real
What you wish to be

Open your eyes (open your eyes, open your eyes) (x7)

Z?

2004-05-24T20:57:23Z

i liked to old plan better.....
now it just looks like a tiny battlefield....
whose only derbris is wine bottles and cute spikey jewlery....

now THATS what i call must see tv.....

2004-05-21T22:35:42Z

i came up with this last night while drinking my self splendidly retarded...

take two or three guys
(guys like brian or clyde)
have them take a guy
(as busted as me)
and give him a GQ buisness looking make over....

the title you ask?
.....

DESPERATE CRY FROM THE POOR GUY.

eh, any thoughts?

this post was brought to you today by:
the stench of a pizza resterant
and
Mountain Dew Livewire

"perhaps today IS a good day to die!!!!"

2004-05-20T22:10:30Z

oh my llamas,
let me tell you of today....

before i woke i had the hottest dream ever possible!
the budget for cute outfits and ecetera was way higher that the blood budget usually is!!!!!

to title the dream i must call it:
"the house that ma'am built"

secondly, before i went to work i got to watch all of "the clash of the titans" ... fuck yeah!!!!!!

NEPTUNE, RELEASE THE FUCKING KRACKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

thirdly, and this is the real bitch..
as i was leaving for work my favorite john wayne movie...
(well 1 of 2....) "rio bravo" was coming on...

....eh, sometimes life is hard!

it takes me 25 minutes to walk to work....

tv makes me think...
rosa parks was one awesome chick!!!

if you have any questions about the things today i have discussed...
please do your thing in that area....

good day
-mac-

"dear earth: eat shit" or "things i am sick to fucking death of"

2004-05-19T00:02:51Z

i am sick to death of un-reliable employment....

i am sick of eeyore

i am sick to fucking death of the fact that cigarettes are 5 dollars a pack and that is exactly $6.15 MORE than i have......

(no eeyore were killed durnig the typing to this post)

I AM A LIAR!!!!!!! (THIS TIME)

2004-05-12T03:02:37Z

THE MASON JAR IS THE OPPISITE OF OPEN!!!!

I ARIVED TO FIND THAT THE BAND THAT DOES THE SCORE FOR 7TH HEAVEN WAS 'IN THE HOUSE' (so to speak)

well fuck me!
sorry to all who read me.....

...but i did say not to quote me.

ATTN: ALL LLAMAS!!!! (THAT IS YOU!)

2004-05-11T20:51:46Z

THE JAR IS OPEN!!!!
(REPEAT)
THE JAR IS OPEN TONITE!
(SAYITWITHMENOW)
THE JAR IS OPEN FOR NOIR DRINKING AND DANCING MUSIC TONITE!!!!
(ONEMORETIME)

THE MASON JAR, TONITE, IS HOUSING THE 'KILLING JAR' CROWD!!!!

YES THAT IS WHAT I HAVE READ....
THAT IS WHAT I BRING TO YOU...
I KnOW THERES AT LEAST SOME FREE PASSES OUT THERE SOME WHERE....
ON OCCOUNT OF THE GROUNDS I WAS REALLY REALLY DRUNK AT ANDRESONS LAST WEEK AND HANDED THEM ALL OUT!!!

SO,
TO REITTERATE,
THE JAR IS OPEN....

.....but dont quote me or anything!

with skepticicim and bad spelling-
-big mac-

let the records show.......

2004-05-11T20:30:13Z

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....i am so cool.

big_mclargehuge @ 2004-05-04T12:46:00

2004-05-04T19:03:47Z

holy shit!
the jar is open tonite!

for details...
see....
the jar!

HOLY SHIT!!!
THE JAR IS OPEN!!!!!

the events of the past few days leaves me stupid: a dream analysis

2004-04-29T01:02:07Z

adam and i went to andersons last night... stupid.
i had a shot of jager and a cigar.... also stupid.
i ran into some old school chums.... stupid.
i threw up in area 51's bathroom... stupid.
as most nights go i saw my woman and that, altho blurry was awesome.
esp. cuz ....
nevermind...
on to the dream i had:

we all live in san diego (this is exposition)
david carradeine threw a HUGE party...
at the party i murder two or three people quietly
this i believe was a sacarfice to some sort of love goddess...
after much drinking we all go to 'goth night'
this was being held in the reoccuring shopping mall i have dreamed since i was old enough to remember my dreams...
i found a ring on the ground
we enter the club which looks like the sets and begin to dance
a small child i have never met tells me a story i have never heard
we leave and i get a job working for the ma'am...
i am cleaning houses
i am given the job of cleaning a eccentic persons home
i find a sobeck sized gecko
instictively i try to drown it
it drinks all the water
i use a clothing iron to kill it
it stinks
i try to throw it into a trash can from the third floor....
it becomes as heavy as a brick and produces a large crater in the side walk
this gecko was this home owners prized posetion
it was defenceless and made no ateempt to harm me
i feel no sence of right or wrong until it is dead ..the tenacious bastard
crissy tells me that i have to stick to 'driving the van' from now on...

i awake
my alarm (set for 5:30) is still going off
my head hurts and i have a partial shiner
confusion grips every cell
panic and hurt over take me
i want nothing more than to know
this is to long for haiku
i am missing
what happened to my eye?

howdy from the land of borrowed internet

2004-04-20T05:27:57Z

everyone still working on my caps?

does anyone remeber last thursday after my friends and i made it to andersons?

if so how many apologies do i need to write?

also.... mcduffy's thursday pre-andersons... its fun to be shitty!

and just ones more thing: m.a.r.s. mars, bitches!

LIVE: AUS MASON JAR

2004-04-15T05:02:43Z

GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!!!!
I AM DYING (YEAH) THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU SEE ME ALIVE OR ATLEAST WITHOUT HOSES AND SHIT HANGING FROM MY NOSE (MAYBE)!!!!!

GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!
GET THE FUCK UP HERE!
EXIT STAGE LEFT OR RIGHT!!!
IN FACT IF YOU LIVE IN ANY DIRECTION FROM HERE, BE HERE!!!!

NOW!!!!!

i am sorry for yelling.....

a warning from my brother....

2004-04-15T05:00:02Z

DO NOT accept IMs from daronboy187 or misx_bitch because they are viruses. Tell everyone online because if someone on your list accepts it, then you get it. Copy and paste this to tell everyone.

the mac needs your caps!!!!

2004-04-14T02:23:34Z

hey gang!

i have a huge favor to ask of you all!!!!
if you drink mt. dew....
i NEED your caps!
or in the case of cans i need the cardboard 'points'...
i am trying to win the limited edition green xbox and would appreciate ANY help possible!!!!!
did i mention i love you?
each and everyone!!!!!!

please reply if you give a fuck!
if you already began your collection to help me, you know where to find me...
those of you out of state...
shit... i'll try hooking you up with postage first!!!!!

i hope you understand this NEED but even I cant get 550 points by myself.....
and more xboxs means better halo!!!!

1 cap = 1 point
12 or 24 pack cans cardboard label = 3 points.....

i love you all
sincerly (spelled incorrectly?)

Big McLargehuge

"how long has it been" or " my life with the big mac cult"

2004-04-11T22:49:32Z

first:
happy easter!

next:
sholtskis(sp?) + drinking = long weekend with lots of reading

after that:
went to jim louvau's new bands show last night...
not bad...
i am very confident that this is the golden year for the shitbox tho!

much after that:
woke up on the porch last night!
thank you for the blanket ma'am....
i hope you made it where you had to well....
call me later, for i am at my moms now

ANYONE OUT THERE THAT HAS A DRUMMER FRIEND IN THIER ROLODEX NEEDS TO LET ME KNOW ASAP!!!!!!

all i can think to say....

oh yeah.....
when you at the jar and someone TRIES to draw a 7 on ya....
except NO substitutes
thank you
-mac-

i told you!!!!

2004-04-11T22:42:04Z

What would your Anime life be like? by hearthlight
Name:
Gender:
Your looks:	Long, perpetually flowing hair
Your best friend:	Someone no one else can see.
Your powers:	None, you're utterly normal.
Your beloved:	A valiant hero.
Your occupation:	Lookin' pretty.
Your ending:	Lame. I expected better.

Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

fuck that tho!
my fighting level must have been to high to register

in summary

2004-04-05T18:04:39Z

this week past: fun
of the too much variety
but worth evry penny of liver disconfort
a bar here
a comic shopp there
rain water helping to wash the brain fragments out of my ears and mouth
the ma'am and i
a dance or 13 were had
now too much new furniture and a non-working computer...
that part is my only compliant...
well.. that and the gilbert police swat team is currently looking for james!

big_mclargehuge @ 2004-04-04T16:20:00

2004-04-04T23:22:21Z

i cant believe i forgot how much i hate working....
but atleast my mom is showering me with free food.....

thank you to all who came out last night and watched james beat my ass....
the keg however is not empty...

...stay tuned....